Satan the Deceiver and the Strength of Love, Part I: Deceiver (Satan’s Wretched Scheme)

Deceiver (Satan’s Wretched Scheme)

Salutations, onlookers!
I'm about to have some fun,
I've worked hard to create a little plan,
And it's sure to hurt someone.

You know me by many names,
The Devil, Beelzebub,
Lucifer, Satan, and the Angel of Death,
But today, just call me...

Deceiver!
Deceiver!
Here to cause you pain and misery,
I'm probably the cause of all your problems,
So if you need someone to blame,
Blame me!

I'm going to mess with people's minds,
Do my best to make them cry,
I'll trick them into messing up their lives,
If I'm lucky they will die.

I'm going to break out all my tricks,
Every last one in the book,
Those poor fools won't know what hit them, and you,
You'll know why they call me...

Deceiver!
Deceiver!
Here to cause you pain and misery,
I'm probably the cause of all your problems,
So if you need someone to blame,
Blame me!

But just know there is a catch,
From the big guy up above,
He wants me to answer a few questions,
About the strength of love.

Well, whatever, I'm fine with that,
It doesn't matter, you see,
As long as I get to cause lots of pain,
And make everyone call me...

Deceiver!
Deceiver!
Here to cause you pain and misery,
I'm probably the cause of all your problems,
So if you need someone to blame,
Blame me!